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You have got to love A-merry-ca. We set up a Constitution, amend it to make all slaves citizens, -giving them equal rights to the rest of A-merry-cans-and then, just for the sake of political expediency, we try to change it.
"Changing the Constitution's guarantee of U.S. citizenship for anyone born in the United States is "worth considering" if it helps reduce illegal immigration, the Republican leader in the House of Representatives said Sunday.
"It's a serious problem that affects our country, and in certain parts of our country clearly our schools, our hospitals are being overrun by illegal immigrants. A lot of them came here just so their children could become U.S. citizens.
They should do it the legal way," House Minority Leader John Boehner told NBC's "Meet the Press."
"The Ohio congressman, who could become speaker of the House if Republicans win back control of the chamber in November, is the latest GOP leader to float the idea of changing the 14th Amendment. Several leading GOP senators, including Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and 2008 presidential nominee John McCain, have said they would support holding hearings into the matter as part of the heated debate over immigration. " [Article]
Oh Lawd! So being born in A-merry-ca is not good enough? I guess all you Negroes who were born in A-merry-ca- like your people before you- will be right back on shaky ground. Yep, we just can't have pregnant women jumping over the border to drop those babies. Look what it got us. One of them became president. Oh, wait, that's right, he still isn't a citizen.
I liked the movie "Planet of the Apes". (The one with Charlton Heston, not Mark Whalberg.) It made you think. The costumes were a little silly, but hey, it was 1968, what did you expect?
Anywhooo, it seems that very fine movie is back in the news, because my man Glenn Beck things that Obama's A-merry-ca is just like that movie. My man Glenn must have liked Planet of the Apes like I did.
"Glenn Beck compared Obama's America to "the damn Planet of the Apes," Thursday during a rant against the president's praise for the AFL-CIO.
Beck made the comparison while trying to blame union support of strong pensions for the nation's high unemployment rate. He doesn't like that former SEIU president Andy Stern sits on the president's panel on deficit reduction. " [Article]
"Special interest! What planet have I landed on? Did I slip through a worm hole in the middle of the night and this looks like America? It's like the damn Planet of the Apes. Nothing makes sense! "
Actually, Glenn, a lot of things in the Planet of the Apes did make sense; if you were an Ape.
Anyway, if Obama is Dr. Zaius, does that make Beck Charles Taylor?
*Pic courtesty of ArtMaggot
You have got to love A-merry-ca. We set up a Constitution, amend it to make all slaves citizens, -giving them equal rights to the rest of A-merry-cans-and then, just for the sake of political expediency, we try to change it.
"Changing the Constitution's guarantee of U.S. citizenship for anyone born in the United States is "worth considering" if it helps reduce illegal immigration, the Republican leader in the House of Representatives said Sunday.
"It's a serious problem that affects our country, and in certain parts of our country clearly our schools, our hospitals are being overrun by illegal immigrants. A lot of them came here just so their children could become U.S. citizens.
They should do it the legal way," House Minority Leader John Boehner told NBC's "Meet the Press."
"The Ohio congressman, who could become speaker of the House if Republicans win back control of the chamber in November, is the latest GOP leader to float the idea of changing the 14th Amendment. Several leading GOP senators, including Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and 2008 presidential nominee John McCain, have said they would support holding hearings into the matter as part of the heated debate over immigration. " [Article]
Oh Lawd! So being born in A-merry-ca is not good enough? I guess all you Negroes who were born in A-merry-ca- like your people before you- will be right back on shaky ground. Yep, we just can't have pregnant women jumping over the border to drop those babies. Look what it got us. One of them became president. Oh, wait, that's right, he still isn't a citizen.
I liked the movie "Planet of the Apes". (The one with Charlton Heston, not Mark Whalberg.) It made you think. The costumes were a little silly, but hey, it was 1968, what did you expect?
Anywhooo, it seems that very fine movie is back in the news, because my man Glenn Beck things that Obama's A-merry-ca is just like that movie. My man Glenn must have liked Planet of the Apes like I did.
"Glenn Beck compared Obama's America to "the damn Planet of the Apes," Thursday during a rant against the president's praise for the AFL-CIO.
Beck made the comparison while trying to blame union support of strong pensions for the nation's high unemployment rate. He doesn't like that former SEIU president Andy Stern sits on the president's panel on deficit reduction. " [Article]
"Special interest! What planet have I landed on? Did I slip through a worm hole in the middle of the night and this looks like America? It's like the damn Planet of the Apes. Nothing makes sense! "
Actually, Glenn, a lot of things in the Planet of the Apes did make sense; if you were an Ape.
Anyway, if Obama is Dr. Zaius, does that make Beck Charles Taylor?
*Pic courtesty of ArtMaggot
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