Thursday, September 2, 2010

"Ahh, What's up doc?"


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Folks, hang with me for a minute while I take a detour into the land of the *bazaar. [that should be *bizarre] Did you all hear about the following story from Cali? (Where else?)

Seems that this lady* was all in Glenn Close mode with her ex and....well here, read it for yourself:

"BAKERSFIELD, Calif. -- A doctor involved in an "on-again, off-again" relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later.

Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said.

While she was trying to break in, the man she was pursuing escaped unnoticed from another exit "to avoid a confrontation," authorities said.

DeGeare said the two were in an "on-again, off-again" relationship.

The man's identity was not revealed by police, but the man who resides in the home is William Moodie, 58.

'She made an unbelievable error in judgment and nobody understands why, and unfortunately she's passed away," Moodie told The Associated Press. "She had her issues – she had her demons – but I never lost my respect for her."' [Story]

Those are some cruel demons. What a way to go. You die while stuck in the chimney while trying to sneak into your exes home. How do you face St. Peter after that one? That's enough to make somebody ask the big guy for a do over.

Speaking of do over, I bet the people of Arizona would like one to elect a new governor. Jan Brewer? You have got to be kidding me! I still can't believe that I didn't hear about her "beheading" claim earlier this summer. That would have been a blog post for sure.

"Last month Brewer appeared on Fox News in yet another attempt to defend SB 1070 -- her anti-immigration law set to take effect in Arizona on July 28. On the show, Brewer said the law was necessary to combat the crime seen in her state, including kidnappings, extortion and BEHEADINGS?!

When questioned about her beheading accusation on a local Arizona political show, 12 News' Sunday Square-Off last week, Brewer had this to say:

"Our law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert, either buried or just lying out there, that have been beheaded," said Brewer.

One problem: officials from six county medical examiners around the state could not back Brewer's claim, saying they've never seen or heard of such attacks."

Facts? We don't need no stinkin facts! The thing is, I wouldn't have known about her absurd statement earlier this summer if it wasn't for her disastrous performance in the Ar-hate-zona gubernatorial debates last night.

"Last night, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer got down to debatin' with her opponent, Democratic Attorney General Terry Goddard, and Ben Smith has video of Brewer's opening statement which could charitably be called a "complete and utter disaster." Brewer's inability to, you know -- introduce herself, thank the debate sponsors, and welcome viewers at home -- hit a snag when her train of thought derailed, leaving dead-air gaps that rival any of the ones on the Arizona-Mexico border" [Link here with video]

Man that's hard to watch. I don't like wingnuts, but I feel for her....OK, that's a lie; f&^% her!
Here is hoping that her political career ended last night.

Before I go, a couple of other news items: I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and maybe there is a god after all. I know Thomas Magill better find his ass in church really soon.

Oh, and before I forget; I saw "Takers" this weekend (it was alright, Mrs. Field wanted to see her boy Idris)and I remember thinking that if T.I. plays his cards right he could end up like my man Ice Cube. Well a funny thing happened on the way to the red carpet. Looks like the long arm of the law might be taking T.I.'s ass straight back to jail. Why? Because my man and the little Mrs. Had to go all Paris Hilton and get themselves arrested. Folks, we have got to start thinking before we toke.

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