Jake, Joran, John, and Doc.

It's Friday, ( Most of you are saying TGIF) and there is too much to post about to focus on just one thing.

Let's see, where do I start? I guess I could chase the big "R",as I see my man is acting up again.

Can someone tell me what they are giving the politricksters to eat down in South Carolina? There must be something in the food. They are quite a bunch ,those South Carolina pols. No wonder the folks in their state do crazy crap like this. Of course my man Jake Knotts takes the cake. (Watch, he will win by a landslide now. ) "Raghead" huh Jake? Nice.

The thing is, I saw where republican minority leader, John Boehner, called on Paul McCartney to apologize for dissing the frat boy. Yet not a word about his fellow republican's racist and ignorant comments. Something isn't right with that. But sorry John, Paul isn't the Dixie Chicks. He has f&^k you money, so he can pretty much say what he wants.

Paul, just sing him a bar of "We Can Work It Out", and John and the rest of the republicans will be fine.

I see that poor blogger is still on trial in Kuwait for insulting the "head of state" of that country. My man has been in jail since May 1st and is looking at 18 years in prison. Wow! It's a good thing that I am blogging in A-merry-ca, because I would be looking at a life sentence by now. Hell I would be on death row.

And speaking of death row: I guess once a killer always a killer. Sorry Joran, daddy's dollars and connections won't help you now. You just f*&%#d up son.

"Joran van der Sloot told police in Chile — where he was captured on Thursday — that he did not kill Stephany Flores but did say "he met her and at some point they went to a casino," said Fernando Ovalle, a Chilean police spokesman."

Amazing! Joran, you are a really bad date.

And finally, I know that some maintenance worker at the Staples Center is kicking him/herself tonight. Seems Celtics coach, Doc Rivers, hid a stash of money in the ceiling of the Staples Center a few months back, and the only way he was going to get the money back is if the Celtics played the Lakers in the finals. Well, as luck would have it; they are baaaaack.

"Following a win over the Lakers last February, Celtics coach Doc Rivers demanded $100 each from Boston's players, coaching staff, and even team managers. He stuffed the dough in an envelope, and told his team — his entire traveling organization, really — that they can have the money back the next time they play the Lakers inside the Staples Center.
The kicker? This was after the team's only game inside the Staples Center during the regular season. They weren't going to make it back inside that locker room unless the team made it back to the NBA Finals, some 3 1/2 months later. This was the only scenario that would see Rivers being able to take his team's cash back, and at the time of the stashing, it seemed a long shot for the Celtics to even make it back to Staples within the year."

I feel your pain Mr. Maintenance man, I feel your pain. Folks, let this be a lesson to you; always look up.

Did I say finally? Wait, I have something else: Am I the only one thinking that Gary Coleman's wife, Shannon, was a little quick with the life support switch? I am just sayin.